Oh no it's Monday!!!!

I absolutely adore Garfield. We have lots in common. We both love lasagna, both are sarcastic, both like to sleep a lot, and we both hate Mondays. Yes, I hate Mondays. It’s the day that stops all the weekend fun. The day that signals work is upon us. It is the day that starts the week of mind-numbing task and duties. This is my what-I-can-do-on-a-Monday- I-can-do-on-a-Tuesday day. I procrastinate on Mondays; this is how I start my week right. Ohhh Monday, I hate you. And I will not wonder why you hate me too.

Back in grade school, I had an entire month of Monday sickness. Yes! I was sick during all 4 Mondays! My mom checked on me and sure enough I had a fever. I don’t know how I did it. I don’t know if it was mind over matter. If it was, my mind was way better then than now because try as I might I can’t get myself to be sick on Mondays anymore.

Oh Monday, You may have won the battle but not the war. I’ll adopt a stray kitten. Name it Monday. Then I’ll kick the kitten all day. Hahaha Just kidding. I adore kittens.